Do you think its pathetic that, at 30, I’ve never been in a relationship/been kissed/had sex? I mean, granted, it’s because I socially isolated myself since the age of 13 out of fear of people, but I think that might make me even more pathetic…

catnippackets:

no? especially if you’re a less social person I don’t think 30 is pathetic at all. I don’t think any age is pathetic honestly, there’s no specific rule that says you have to kiss someone and be in a relationship by a specific young age. take things at your own pace bro

Have you considered a voice claim for Gail? I know you said she had a bit of a southern accent so I was curious if you ever found an actress that would fit

elastigale:

The more I have listened to actual Kansas natives, the less I think she’d have a drawl.  I think her “otherness” that Helen could sense is more from the way she carries herself and her unfamiliarity with city life.  I have yet to find any celebrities who sound like her in my mind, although I have been practicing on my own to make a voice for her.  

I have been thinking about doing one of those interview-style recordings like other Supers had on the original Incredibles dvd extras.  I just need to come up with something for her to say, lol.

auditorycheesecakes:

spicywillgraham:

riessene:

riessene:

I wonder if lgbt people’s love for elves is that strong bc it was our only way to play gender nonconfirming characters. Even when we didn’t know that its even a thing.

Some basic fantasy rpg in 2003: theres not much difference between male and female elves physique. Also women can fight and men can have long hair. Not like us normal humans amiright! Wink wonk

10 old me: SLAMS PLAY ELF BUTTON

Additional game theory: many LGBT people in their adult lives switch over to loving dwarves because they are also gender nonconforming but in the less “acceptable” way (Not the tall, skinny, femme-androgynous type society considers the “good” androgyne) and instead explore the more masculine/“low effort” form of GNC (less lithe/More body fat, body hair on femme individuals, loud/unashamed behavior) which we were too insecure to explore in our adolescence

toogaytofindaurl:

coffeebuddha:

wreathedinscales:

celean0:

cheekless0nion:

cocksmasher69:

spearmint-milkshake:

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth. 

You have got to be kidding me

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

My dude………..stop

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

i’m a fucking pastry chef

My step-dad refuses to take any medicine my mom offers him, but will accept the advice of his male co-workers to take over the counter cold medicine.

My mom is a Registered Nurse.

teaboot:

dajo42:

dajo42:

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller