thewugtest:

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

  • a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
  • wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
  • they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
  • a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
  • a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
  • if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
  • young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
  • letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

vampireapologist:

Me: *needs help*

My friend: hey are you doing okay

Me: *actually opens up to them because I have been working on not hiding my hurt when I am in trouble and understanding that it is okay to lean on others when they make it clear that they can handle it and that I’m not a burden to others just because my complicated feelings are a burden to me and talking about things with willing friends can help me feel better*

Things: *get better*

Me: : )

the signs as good sensations

kicksomezodiass:

aries – ranting to someone.

taurus – wrapping yourself in a warm blanket on a chilly day.

gemini – laughing until your cheeks hurt.

cancer – getting something you’ve been keeping for a long time off your chest.

leo – having a surprise party thrown for you.

virgo – ducking under the sheets with freshly shaved legs.

libra – being complimented.

scorpio – taking a hot shower after a long day.

sagittarius – going for a walk/run in the morning.

capricorn – finishing a really good book.

aquarius – standing out in the summer rain.

pisces – falling in love with a song and listening to it on repeat.