fjord: beau, don’t you think you should clean your room a bit?
beau: fuck off, you’re not the boss of me
fjord: *looks at yasha*
yasha: *sighs and rolls her eyes*
yasha, in a deadpan voice: damn, i sure think it’s hot when someone’s got a clean room
beau: *bolts up and starts cleaning immediately*
Author: guardianharvest
Taliesin: No dating until Level 10!
Marisha: I am going to make Yasha my wife.
Liam: I am going to help make Yasha her wife.

#inktober and #smoochtober day two: blowing a kiss
well of course this had to be mollymauk! them and yasha messing with poor beau’s gay heart
travis “romancing my wife in dnd would be too weird no romantic interests for me” willingham: and then yasha sweeps beau off her feet and they make out while walking into the sunset an-
inktober and smoochtober day eighteen: kiss because of a dare
human au/college au/moder au whatever. the plan worked and everyone’s wig flew to the moon. beau is actually shaking, get it together girl
Molly: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Beau: I’m a knife
Yasha, from across the room: She’s the little spoon






