Acquire Attendant

thesolitarymagician:

I played around with Find Familiar, because I wanted a humanoid version of it. Hope ya like it 💖
4th-level conjuration (ritual)

Casting Time: 1 hour
Range: 10 feet
Components: V, S, M (100 gp worth of charcoal, incense, and herbs that must be consumed by fire in a brass brazier)
Duration: Instantaneous

You gain the service of an attendant, a spirit that takes on a humanoid form you choose: dwarf, elf, gnome, half-orc, human, or Tiefling. Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the attendant has the statistics of the chosen form, though it is a celestial, fey, or fiend (your choice) instead of a humanoid.
Your attendant acts independently of you, but they always obey your commands. In combat, they roll their own initiative and acts on it’s own turn. An attendant can’t attack, but they can take other actions as normal.
When the attendant drops to 0 hit points, they disappear, leaving behind no physical form. They reappear after you cast this spell again.
While your attendant is within 100 feet of you, you can communicate with them telepathically. Additionally, as an action, you can see through your attendant’s eyes and hear what it hears until the start of your next turn, gaining the benefits of any special senses that attendant has. During this time, you are desf and blind with regard to your own senses.
As an action, you can temporarily dismiss your attendant. They disappear into a pocket dimension where they await your summons. As an action while they are temporarily dismissed, you can cause them to reappear in any unoccupied space within 30 feet of you.
You can’t have more than one attendant at a time. If you cast this spell while you already have an attendant, you instead cause them to adopt a new form. Choose one of the forms from the above list. Your attendant transforms into the chosen humanoid.
Finally, when you cast a spell with a range of touch, your attendant can deliver the spell as if they had cast the spell. Your attendant must be within 100 feet of you, and it must use its reaction to deliver the spell when you cast it. If the spell requires an attack roll, you use your attack modifier for the spell.

Acquire Attendant

I played around with Find Familiar, because I wanted a humanoid version of it. Hope ya like it 💖
4th-level conjuration (ritual)

Casting Time: 1 hour
Range: 10 feet
Components: V, S, M (100 gp worth of charcoal, incense, and herbs that must be consumed by fire in a brass brazier)
Duration: Instantaneous

You gain the service of an attendant, a spirit that takes on a humanoid form you choose: dwarf, elf, gnome, half-orc, human, or Tiefling. Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the attendant has the statistics of the chosen form, though it is a celestial, fey, or fiend (your choice) instead of a humanoid.
Your attendant acts independently of you, but they always obey your commands. In combat, they roll their own initiative and acts on it’s own turn. An attendant can’t attack, but they can take other actions as normal.
When the attendant drops to 0 hit points, they disappear, leaving behind no physical form. They reappear after you cast this spell again.
While your attendant is within 100 feet of you, you can communicate with them telepathically. Additionally, as an action, you can see through your attendant’s eyes and hear what it hears until the start of your next turn, gaining the benefits of any special senses that attendant has. During this time, you are desf and blind with regard to your own senses.
As an action, you can temporarily dismiss your attendant. They disappear into a pocket dimension where they await your summons. As an action while they are temporarily dismissed, you can cause them to reappear in any unoccupied space within 30 feet of you.
You can’t have more than one attendant at a time. If you cast this spell while you already have an attendant, you instead cause them to adopt a new form. Choose one of the forms from the above list. Your attendant transforms into the chosen humanoid.
Finally, when you cast a spell with a range of touch, your attendant can deliver the spell as if they had cast the spell. Your attendant must be within 100 feet of you, and it must use its reaction to deliver the spell when you cast it. If the spell requires an attack roll, you use your attack modifier for the spell.

cowboyjakedillinger:

Trans men: valid and handsome as heck!

Cis men: ur awsome!!! It’s okay to be emotional!!!

Nb people: you’re amazing! And you look absolutely adorable!!!

Genderfluid people: goodness, I’ve never seen a more lovely person!!

Trans girls: look at you honey, you’re absolutely gorgeous and you’re so valid

Cis girls: wow??? You’re so pretty!!! I hope you’re happy!

Lesbians: you’re amazing, I hope you find i lovely girlfriend/ I hope you have a lovely girlfriend!

Gay men: lovely men??? In my household??? You know it!

Pan people: you’re valid. You aren’t a bad person. Your identity is real and amazing.

Bi people: you’re absolutely perfect, you don’t need to choose a side. Keep doing you boo.

Het people: you aren’t a bad person for just being het, you don’t deserve to die just because you’re het.

Poly people: you aren’t a slut/whore/thot you’re a good person. I hope you and your partner(s) are all happy together

Ace/ aspec people: you have a valid identity. You’re not some weirdo, I love you and you’re amazing.

Remember: you’re all amazing. You don’t deserve anything bad to happen to you. Be nice to eachother, please.

theincognitolesbian:

gay culture:

1. we can’t?? fucking?? sit properly no matter how hard we try
2. flannel tied round the waist
3. buying anything with a rainbow on it
4. anything
5. doesn’t matter how ugly it is it has a rainbow so now it’s yours bitch
6. taking the am i gay quizzes we took while questioning for nostalgia’s sake
7. we all?? love cats?? why do we all love cats so much??
8. keyboard smashes