Thunder and Lightning – plainjayme – Incredibles (Pixar Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

elastigale:

plainjayme:

Another short, sleepy one shot based on the ever so lovely @elastigale AU.

Gail is afraid of storms and Helen takes care of it.

Oh, this is so sweet. 😭💖💖💖

Thanks so much for writing this, and I really hope you stay safe and positive as we weather the effects of Florence. 💖

Thunder and Lightning – plainjayme – Incredibles (Pixar Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

orciny:

madxstitcher:

shinypurplebuttons:

endoshan:

gstringofsuburbia:

billie joe armstrong is like…the definition of chaotic good. a prime example of this is the fact that one time at a green day concert this guy in the pit was harassing a young girl so billie stopped the show to help her. however, his way of doing so was to jump into the audience, dropkick the guy directly in the face, and then fight him in a crowd of screaming fans

This is missing the best part – when he saw the guy, he tried to be like “Dude, stop” and when the man didn’t stop pushing the girl around he screamed “Fine! You wanna fight? I’ll fucking fight you, then!” and leapt directly into the crowd

There’s a reason Green Day was my favourite band in high school, and Billie Joe Armstrong is it.

Always reblog bisexual chaotic goods

inkskinned:

i knew in the 2nd grade that standardized testing was bullshit. harry potter book 4 had just come out and i was at a good part. harry had just put his name into the goblet of fire.

during the standardized test, we were allowed to keep a post-test book on our desk. i diligently got started on part 1: english. at the time, all of the answers went on the same sheet, but all of the questions were in different booklets. so i finish all my english questions, read in my extra time, and then it’s part 2: math.

i realize i have answered all of my english questions on the math portion of the answer sheet. at first, annoyed but undeterred, i’m like. okay great i gotta erase every bubble. but i get bored around question 5 of doing this because… like… harry potter is sitting on my desk and i could just give them the wrong answers. so i answer maybe 10 whole questions in the math portion, copy the english answers over to where they actually belong, and then crack open the book and call it a day.

i obviously failed. this is the real life, not a movie. my parents were called in. i had scored in the lowest percentile. i was bad at math. i was concerningly bad at math. i could have done better just guessing than how i did with the english answers. 

if this was just a funny story, someone would ask me “why did you do so badly when you usually get fairly average grades” and i would have said “i wanted to read harry potter, not take this stupid test.” but it’s the real life, and nobody asked. instead, i was branded stupid and bad at math. i got placed in a lower math than i needed to be in; got bored, stopped paying attention. knew i was in the “worst at math” group, started saying “i’m bad at math” and 100% stopped trying because the further i fell behind, the worse i got. through the rest of my academic career – until senior year in high school, i never got above a c on a math test, because i was “just bad” at math.

i had undiagnosed adhd. the only reason i know now i have adhd is because at 22 years old, i finally went to a therapist, who effectively said, “are you kidding me you have the most obvious case of attention deficit i’ve ever seen.”

but nobody had been looking. my one test grade had given teachers permission to not look, because, obviously, i was bad at math. the one time i got 100% on a math test – that one time in senior year – i remember my math teacher looking at it and saying “it’s clear that if you just focused, you could do the work.”

in college i’d take a math class and i actually “just focused” for the first time in my life – meaning i treated math as a challenge, but one i could overcome with the skills i’d learned all on my own, through constant work and practice. i got the highest grade in my class. i still think i’m bad at math. 

which makes me wonder: how many people got fucked over because of something stupid like “i was too preoccupied with harry potter”. who had nobody looking out for them. who slipped under the radar because – come on, aren’t some people just bad at things?

death-by-vicious-mockery:

Some Smut Shop Highlights

Look I’ve been waiting weeks for this scene this is way too long and I’m not sorry

Caleb: Ah you know, my tastes are, they are very varied…

Matt the smut shop proprietor: a list of clearly, meticulously prepared terrible novel titles…

Everyone: Tusk Love?!!

Jester: I WANT TO BUY TUSK LOVE PLEASE

Caleb: I like to learn something while I’m being titillated, I suppose

Matt: you made me do this Liam

Marisha: EDUBATION

(Caleb rolls a 20 on persuasion)

Smut shop owner: its been banned for the past 15 years, but I do have a couple of reclaimed copies of the courting of the crick.

Smut shop owner: I do a bit of my own writing…

Beau (ok come on this is Marisha talking to Matt) I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR WRITING RIGHT NOW

Caleb: what is your niche?

Travis, very quietly: oh my god, oh my god, please…

Travis: tumblr is so happy right now (lol true)

Matt: a strong, strapping farmhand, who is trying to work doen the cost of a piece of equipment…

Beau: she’s very heavy-handed with her innuendos

Matt:… and the salesman’s like ‘well, I don’t know, how much are you willing to pay…”

Beau: a looot of reference to his equipment, the heft of his equipment…

Travis: the gage of his pipe…

Smut shop owner: do you like it?!

Beau: OH DO I

Matt: …make a deception check

(It was an 18. Smut shop owner was very flattered)

Jester: (writing on the inside of guard of my heart, which has the crownsguard logo on the cover) we’re watching you