Month: September 2018

katy-l-wood:

thestarsaredown:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Alternate theory: It wasn’t that the pizza guy couldn’t cross the line of salt himself.

He just saw the line of salt and assumed that it was the only thing keeping you and your brother in, and he didn’t want nothing to do with your demon asses

Alternate alternate theory: pizza man is a slug.

magic-metal:

ironmanstan:

‘gay tv is bad for the kids’ bitch every fucking straight ‘comedy’ show stars a lazy sexist husband that drinks beer and hates his wife id rather my kids watch queer eye where grown men are respectful and kind as all men fucking should be. yall homophobic assholes are so scared of your kids “turning gay” that you let them turn into fucking monsters that will eventually plague our society just like youre doing now

half of straight culture is hating your SO but gay culture is about loving and cherishing your SO and y’all still say it’s bad for kids? smh

geekandmisandry:

our-radical-thoughts:

geekandmisandry:

transmasc-sylveon:

lesbie-vague:

geekandmisandry:

Why do offensive Chinese accents when you could do offensive Canadian accents and enjoy as they brusquely tell you “that’s not what we soond like ay”.

I am Canadian and you are 100% right

most of us statistically live in the south where there really is no accent but northerns really do Sound Like That

I don’t know how to tell you this but you all Sound Like That.

Listen, we all know we sound like that, but our annoyance with the rest of the world means we must actively deny it.

That’s fair, wanna go to Tim Horton’s and talk about it or would you rather that we just coat ourselves in maple syrup and roll around in the snow?