Month: September 2018

platinumcracker:

harryll0yds:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

momotastic27:

brolinskeep:

frau-argh:

stephrc79:

thegirlinthebyakko:

inky-petrel:

ceiphiedknight:

woodelf68:

hastalux:

burgundydahlia:

misccee:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

*sniffs fanfiction like a fine wine*

Do I detect a hint of… bedsharing? Mutual pining perhaps?

Ahh…subtle undercurrents of fake relationships

I’m getting strong notes of slow burn and friends to lovers, with a touch of smut at the finish

*drops an enormous box wine on the table*

This is just smut. Entirely smut. This smut has never even seen a plot.

Yeah that’s my order

*rolls up with a growler of 16% craft beer*

OH MY GOD

*slams growler on the table*

THEY WERE ROOMMATES

*delicately sets 4-pack of violently neon green RTDs on the table* 
Stuck in a car.  In a snowstorm.  Middle of nowhere. V. Cold.  Only one character has a Big Fluffy Coat. Cuddling with a side of mutual pining.  Best served with a slice of Things Mumbled While They Think The Other Character Is Asleep.

*Comes in with a hand full of those tiny alcohol bottles you see at the checkout* onshots!

*Slides bottle of whiskey across the bar*

Enemies to lovers with a double shot of confused hate-fucking because lbr, no one’s actually hating anything about the fucking up here in this joint. Not even them.

*slams bottle of clear liquids with the lable peeled off and shot glasses on the table*

Identity Porn, babes! Adventures! It could be spicy it could be sweet, who knows? I mean we all know its vodka… but is it tho?

*holds a big mug of spicy hot chocolate with some foam art – is it a cat, is it a dragon? – under you nose*

coffee shop AU

*shows up with a selection of soft drinks*

Anyone looking for non-explicit fics?