(do/take whatever you want from this post tbh, I’m just saying)
– in the episode “The Suitor” it was revealed that she has a ~L O N G~ ass line of suitors who have been waiting for pb to give them a chance,, some who have been waiting so long that they tuRNED INTO A SKELETON,, SO HIS SON TOOK OVER HIS POSITION
the son’s name is Braco, and throughout the entire episode pb paid little to no attention to him, spending the entire time they were together to invent a clone of herself so BRACO WOULD LEAVE HER ALONE. next slide please
– remember Mr. Cream puff? and how pb said “we used to date” well in the ep “Bonnibel Bubblegum” it was revealed that Gumbald created Mr. cream puff to distract pb, shoving her in the car w him so they’d leave
PB WAS MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE CAR. WHEN SHE FOUND OUT THAT GUMBALD MADE HER A BOYFRIEND SHE LOST INTEREST AND IT SHOWED THAT SHE DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A GOOD TIME. NEXT SLIDE PLEASE
– in the episode “don’t look” finn was cursed to turn people into how he sees them,, and when he sees pb, what did she turn into??
neED I SAY MORE???
THIS,, WHEN SHE FOUND THIS TEEN BOY MAGAZINE AND PUT IT ON HER RAT’S CAGE. NEXT FUCKING SLIDE PLEASE
-in the “sky witch” episode,, when it showed that the sentimental value of hambo(the stuffed toy simon gave marceline when she was 7 years old) was NOTHING compared to the shirt that marceline gave pb,, dudes,,, hoW MUCH DOES THAT SHIRT MEAN TO PB, BRO WHAT THE FUCK
also before I go any further,,, in this ENTIRE show,, has she EVER shown ANY interest on another male??? ASK YOURSELVES THAT BABES
I literally just copy pasted this from my thread on twitter, so, if you wanna see the clips I posted there (for some reason I can’t post videos but only gifs here? I’m on mobile so, maybe that’s it lmao idk) here’s the link? idek if anyone can open it,, as you can see I never go here hjdffj
Harvest Guardian 