So tell us about Snapple’s parental units pls n thx

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Alright here we go

Her mother was Sydnaea, an Orcish bounty hunter and honorable warrior. Her father was Hyacine, a Human scribe and librarian. They met during a ceremony of peace between the Human and Orcish villages on the southern coast. Sydnaea kept coming up with excuses to visit Hycine’s library and it was all very cute, and finally they got married. 

They had two kids, Bartholomew and Snapple (whose real name I still don’t want to give away), whom they raised in Hyacine’s home town where he continued his work as a librarian. Sydnaea, whose work as a warrior was no longer required, turned to sports. She taught Snapple to fight, wrestle and play basketball.

Anyway, Sydnaea and Hyacine are still happily together in that gentle southern town, though they are both getting on in their years.