Yang Trying To Figure Out Her Team’s Crushes
Yang: Let’s start with…Weiss! WHO IS YOUR CRUSH??
Weiss: E-Excuse me?!
Yang: C’mon Weiss Queen! Answerrrr!
Weiss: …W-Well… *starts blushing, trying not to look at Ruby* A-At the moment, no guy really has my interest…
Yang: No guy, hmmmmm~?
Weiss: *turns red* W-What are you implying?!
Yang: *snickers* Nothing Weiss Queen. What about you Blake?
Blake: *reading, not paying attention* No i’m not interested in taking your survey.
Yang: *huffs, stealing her book* Blaaaaaaaaaaaake, c’mooooooon!
Blake: *growls* What?
Yang: Who do you liiiiiiiiiike?!
Blake: I like everyone but Adam. *swipes back her book and starts to read again*
Yang: No! Romantically!!!
Blake: *head shoots up* ….U-Uh… *blushes* ….S-Someone I look up t-to who’s t-the embodiment of strength…
Yang: …Oh my god.
Blake: *hides her face* Y-Yang I-
Yang: You like Sun?!
Blake: …What?
Yang: *turns* HEY RUBY!
Ruby: *falls off her bunk* AAAH *thud*
Yang: …I probably shoulda’ thought that through.
Ruby: *groans, mildly concussed now* What, Yang?!
Yang: Who’s your cruuuuuush?
Ruby: …. NO *tries to yeet out of there*
Yang: *tackles her* TELL ME NOW!
Ruby: *dashes away in a flurry of rose petals* DEJAVU I JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFOREEEE- ᕕ( ʘAʘ)ᕗ
Yang stole Ruby’s diary later that day and quickly thereafter had a very serious talk with Weiss about treating her little sister right.
Weiss was scarred so badly from this the next time she saw Ruby she screamed and ran.
Ruby was confused at this and quickly figured out what Yang had done then spent the next several hours chasing her with Crescent Rose.
Blake ate a Tuna sandwich. It was delicious.
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