slayerscake:

Nott: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll. (also has stolen many cinnamon rolls.)

Caleb: slightly stale cinnamon roll, been in this world too long, too stinky.

Beauregard: stale cinnamon roll, a cinnamon roll with raisins, children hate her.

Jester: diet based solely on cinnamon rolls

Mollymauk: sinnamon roll

Yasha: powerful cinnamon roll, too much power to contain, too expensive.

Fjord: