Attempted cuddles

Beau: Will you hold me through the show
Yasha: Um-
Beau: Like, cradle me?
Yasha: That will cost you extra. Five gold pieces. These arms are worth a lot
Molly: It’s a very swaddling hug; you’ve never experienced anything like it
Yasha: It’s the best way to watch the show
Beau: *still being gay, but has no money*

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