The last session of D&D I was in (homebrew campaign)

DM: The captain’s price for transporting your group to Ravencrest Boulder is very high. 10 gold for a round trip (1 gold is equal to 10 US dollars).
Sorcerer: I want to flirt.
DM: The captain is male.
Sorcerer: So?
DM: Fair point. Roll to see if he’s gay.
Sorcerer: *rolls a 14*
DM: He’s hella gay. You flirt with him and get a 5 gold discount.
*they arrive at the island*
Sorcerer: I want to give the captain a goodbye kiss before we enter the ruins.
DM: Roll.
Sorcerer: Why?
DM: I have my reasons.
Sorcerer: *rolls a 20*
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They are in a relationship now.